Romeo and Juliet Revised by Casey Willits

 The scene takes place in preschool in Verona

(Baby Romeo enters to find Juliet sucking on her thumb)

Romeo– I am here my Juliet!

Juliet– Leave me alone (Turns away from Romeo)

Romeo– Can I get you some warm milk and some goldfish to mellow you down?

Juliet– No! (Screams and walks away)

Juliet– Teacher, Romeo keeps on saying nice things to me

Teacher– Well, maybe he has a crush on you

Juliet– But I hate him!

Teacher– Maybe you should at least talk to him

Juliet– No. He is stupid

Teacher– If that is what you think then I can’t tell you any different

(Juliet walks over to see Romeo in a black suit, sitting at a table with roses and candles on the table)

Juliet – Are you having a tea party?

Romeo– No I am trying to flatter you

Juliet– That is dumb, Why are you so dumb?

Romeo– Maybe I’m dumb because of love

Juliet– Well I hate love

Romeo– You can’t run from fate

Juliet– Watch me

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